We really don’t need California.
- Oranges can be grown in the southwest and southeast. My relatives grow them on their patios in Phoenix.
- They can keep Disneyland. We have DisneyWorld and several of our states have 6 Flags. And hey! we have DOLLYWOOD!
- Without the Socialist Republic of California, we still have plenty of beaches.
- They can have Yosemite. We’ll still have Yellowstone and Glacier and lots of other great parks.
- They can keep the 9th circuit. Those justices are goofy as hell!
- Screw their golf courses. There are primo courses all over America and especially in Michigan.
- Make the entertainment industry stay in Hollywood. We still have NYC (for the time being, that is. Trouble is they have Bloomberg and probably, Weiner next.)
- We need border patrols because I’m sick and tired of them moving away from the government they hate and then make my states (AZ and NV) just like what they left.
- We’ll be glad to take their goldfish, hamsters, dogs and cats.
- They can keep their foreskins. Most of us don’t want our own, let alone theirs.
- We have lots of room for all the refugee Conservatives and we’ll welcome them with open arms!
You have anything to add that I’ve forgotten, be my by guest adding in the comments.