We really don’t need California.
- Oranges can be grown in the southwest and southeast. My relatives grow them on their patios in Phoenix.
- They can keep Disneyland. We have DisneyWorld and several of our states have 6 Flags. And hey! we have DOLLYWOOD!
- Without the Socialist Republic of California, we still have plenty of beaches.
- They can have Yosemite. We’ll still have Yellowstone and Glacier and lots of other great parks.
- They can keep the 9th circuit. Those justices are goofy as hell!
- Screw their golf courses. There are primo courses all over America and especially in Michigan.
- Make the entertainment industry stay in Hollywood. We still have NYC (for the time being, that is. Trouble is they have Bloomberg and probably, Weiner next.)
- We need border patrols because I’m sick and tired of them moving away from the government they hate and then make my states (AZ and NV) just like what they left.
- We’ll be glad to take their goldfish, hamsters, dogs and cats.
- They can keep their foreskins. Most of us don’t want our own, let alone theirs.
- We have lots of room for all the refugee Conservatives and we’ll welcome them with open arms!
You have anything to add that I’ve forgotten, be my by guest adding in the comments.
Diary of a Mad Conservative 
June 19th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
As an Ohioan, I can just say WE GOT THE WATER !
NanananaNA !
To any Californicater that tries to get our water, we will be watching you.
Great post Roxy. 🙂
June 17th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
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June 17th, 2011 at 8:22 AM
I lived in Nevada and I know what you mean. Californians left their high tax state and moved to the Las Vegas area. within a few years the politics and the culture of Nevada was entirely changed. Maybe Mexico would like to have California.
June 17th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Boy are you right! It’s been amazing to see actually, the difference in the demographics and politics that have occurred since we moved down here in 1989.
This was a conservative area back then and Las Vegas was, too. Part of that was due to the Mormon population. But since the California exodus in the 90’s and early 00’s, there’s been a 180 in politics in the last 20 years. And not for the better!
June 17th, 2011 at 5:14 AM
Maybe instead of the mass exodus of wise folks from California, we should initiate a drive to populate the state (and exp. San Francisco) with a majority of conservatives and reclaim the Golden State!
June 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
That’s a good idea dolly but you’re more optimistic than I am! LOL
June 16th, 2011 at 10:25 PM
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