Test: You may be a Muslim

I can’t be sure this is really from Jeff Foxworthy or not but it’s still right on! (I’m too lazy to snopes it.)

Jeff Foxworthy (maybe) on Muslims

1. If you refine heroine for a living but you have a moral objection to alcohol,

You may be a Muslim

2.  You own a $3000 machine gun and $5000 rocket launcher but can’t by food,

You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth,

You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean,

You may be a Muslim

5. You think vest come in 2 styles: bullet proof and suicide,

You may be a Muslim

6.  You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against,

You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,

You may be a Muslim

8. You are amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bomb,

You may be a Muslim

9.  You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least 4,

You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is the president of the United States,

You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don’t pass it along,

You may be a Muslim

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5 responses to “Test: You may be a Muslim

  • AFVET

    Welcome back to Cheers Roxy, I was beginning to wonder what had happened to you.
    Stop in once in awhile dammit. !
    Sam had a lib attack just recently and RH, and Loopyloo desecrated him with facts.
    You would have enjoyed the foray.
    It is a privilege to be surrounded by intelligent conservative Patriots.

    • roxannadanna

      Thanks for missing me Ron! LOL I just don’t get the online time that I used to — my grandson is nearly walking now and he’s a real handful! But I’m loving it, too.
      I read about that little confrontation at the private club and wished I’d been there for it. Sounds like RH and loopy are 2 ladies you don’t want to cross – wrongly! They are great, aren’t they?

  • roxannadanna

    Well, you know RH, it’s a well known liberal site anyway. So if Soros owns it, I would not be a bit surprised.

  • righthook38

    Well, the latest rumor is that snopes is owned by George Soros, so it may not help you anyway!! Funny post, though!

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